About Me

My real name is Megan, but mostly I'm known as Mom. 

I'm a stay at home mom who loves her kids, but also loves her DVR, Starbucks, and her iPhone in almost a co-dependent way.  These however are my last vices, no more alcohol, no more cigarettes, no more bread (I'm grain free).  So really I'm not so upset at my co-dependency...

I have decided that I was not built for motherhood.  However motherhood has built me, and it's a work in progress.

I'm on the downward slope to 40, and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.

I love my husband because he is hilarious, and you can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.  His expertise is the coversational joke.

I have two beautiful daughters.  Caitlin and Mackenzie.  One day they are going to sue for damages and defamation of character as a result of reading this blog.  I'm ok with that.  Or they will write their own blog/book, and I'm not sure I'll be ok with that.

I'm always going to be honest.  Sometimes I'll be harsh.  I'll try my best not to offend.  But I can't promise anything.

Stick around and stay a while.

I think you will be glad you did!

With loving affection,
Absolute Mommy

18 comments:

  1. I quite like your blog. Found it through ModaMama. New follower right here. :)

    Keep on keeping on,
    Sarah
    xox
    theonewiththeb.blogspot.com

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  2. Love your description! ;) totally hit a nerve ....."motherhood built me".... New reader here, look forward to following! Meg

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  3. Found your blog through the Momma Bird and your "About Me" section sucked me in! Ha! So glad I found you!!

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  4. This is written so well!! BTW I LOVE your new blog design!! ♥

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  5. Hi nice to meet you. I'm on that downward slope as well. Getting closer to my 40's every second. Tick Tock. Tick Tock. I love how you say it's a work in progress. No truer words sister friend. My mom always says, (nope not life is like a box of chocolates) "Parenting is not for cowards" again a work in progress for us all. Your blog is super great and I can't wait to read more.

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  6. Oh I love this so much! I'm super excited to have found your blog! If you get a sec, visit me at two-in-diapers.blogspot.com. So nice to "meet" you!

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  7. So I just found your blog from your button over at The Foley Fam - don't you love Kristine? anyways, I can totally relate to not staying mad at the hubs when he makes you laugh...and as nice as it is, isn't it quite annoying sometimes...One time I had to play that country song "I just wanna be mad for a while" because he wouldn't let me be mad....ha! excited to be your newest follower! whoop whoop!

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  8. "I have decided that I was not built for motherhood. However motherhood has built me, and it's a work in progress." This is SO me too! Thanks for putting into words exactly what I feel!

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  9. I am not a work in progress...I decided a long time ago I was built to spoil my sister's kids!

    HONESTANGEL

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  10. Stopping by from the mommy mixer (thanks for co-hosting this week)! Your daughters are absolutely gorgeous and I'm loving your blog so far. I'm definitely looking forward to reading more!

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  11. I love this: "I have decided that I was not built for motherhood. However motherhood has built me, and it's a work in progress." I could say that about so many things in life... we are never truly ready for any of it but it helps shape who we are!

    Farrell

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  12. your "About Me" is beautiful and touching. i absolutely love how you describe motherhood. you are such an amazing writer!

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  13. What a FABULOUS intro to who you are! LOVE it! :)

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  14. You are so fun! I just found your blog and I am soo excited! :)

    Always ~ Buffy Goosev
    Momma Goose & Gaggle

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  15. This is a great "About Me" page! Ha...I feel that same way about my kids...they may sue for damages but then again...

    Great to meet you!

    Kim
    The Bakery

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  16. Love this, from one Megan to another (glad you spell it the right way). Found you from you comment on BlogHer and now I'm a follower!

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  17. Love your sense of humor! lol

    xoxo
    www.JensLifestyle.com

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